Reputation...

When we got this honery animal several years ago, it came with a promise...

I would not have to bathe him.

My adoring husband promised to do this job.

I agreed to brush him... but, not bathe him.

This leads to him not getting a bath very often.

When he isn't clean...

I can't stand to be near him.

Sorry, but he smells and feels gross.

However, when he is clean and brushed...

I love him!!!

When he is clean, I can't get enough of him!

I want to pet him and he keeps my feet warm.

Just don't tell anyone...

I have a reputation to uphold!